I’m torn about whether to read Fifty Shades Of Grey or not

reasons against:

• It’s complete and utter trash
• literally started out as Twilight fanfiction
• it’s an erotic novel

reasons for:

• Bret Easton Ellis might write the screen play and OMG I’VE JUST READ HE’D WANT DAVID CRONENBERG TO DIRECT IT THAT’S LIKE TWO OF MY FAVOURITES IN ONE
• it’s an erotic novel

ok I think if BEE gets the deal I’m sold

also in other news DAVID CRONENBERG SAID HE WANTS TO MAKE A FILM WITH VIGGO MORTENSEN AND ROBERT PATTINSON THAT WOULD BE THREE IN ONE OH MY GOD LET IT HAPPEN PLEASE

in other other news I’d give up tea for a month to watch Cosmopolis but I’m not in London and nowhere is showing it sob