sooooooooooooooo I was going to have a quiet night in working and whatnot but Emily rang me on the way to my place saying we were going to this bar so okay we went there then we spent 2 hours in Poppies (amaze fish and chips place) then she came back to mine for more wine (not that an enormous amount of gin had already been consumed or anything) and we impromtu filmed our conversation which may turn out to be a wonderful episode of ‘My Drunk Bitchin’ on charbytes so that could be fun. Also I found a topshop glasses case with these fab shades in it on the street so I totally have that now too gr8. Also I’m totally not prepared for tomorrow but that’s okay when am I ever prepared really.
A Message To My Friends
I think it’s time you stop letting me get stupidly drunk every night. I think I’d prefer just being medium drunk 80% of the time.
it’s Amy’s birthday today so I went from Birmingham to Bath last night and we went out for drinks and stuff which was lovely and now we’re getting ready to reunite for brunch I love my friends.
p.s. OUTRAGED that McD has stopped being 24h on weekdays. shocking.
WHY DID I DRINK LAST NIGHT IT’S 7:36 I HATE EVERYTHING
I’ve had such a fun past couple of nights!
Tonight we went to a diner for shakes and hotdogs and then walked to Angel and watched Spring Breakers (drink whenever you see tits or somebody says ‘spring break’)
Last night we went on a bar crawl which included lots of JD and tequila and beigal and ended up at the shake place oh god peanut butter milkshake tdf.
The night before my friends came over and we were going to go to the gym but then all decided we wanted wagamamas and didn’t have enough time to go to the gym then get there before it closed so I suggested we went first and then we ended up going to the pub after that so sadly excercise was never achieved.
So I’ve been on this crazy diet this week which had been broken by wagas and pies and wasabi and shakes BUT today I’ve found a new love for walking everywhere, like I walked to St Pauls and back it was really refreshing and lovely I think I’m going to walk places more.
and now I’m just sitting here waiting for an email that’ll never come so that’s great.
you know when you’re concentrating on a screen and you feel absolutely fine and sober? Then you look away and realise you’re drunk as a skunk.
La la la I look great tonight
So I went to Topshop and blew like £80 on this outfit, then got ready and went to Vauxhall to predrink and then we went to this new place Avalon in Piccadilly. I was expecting to either pay £10 or get in free but when we got to the front they said it was £20 for girls and .. I literally had no cash and didn’t think it was worth it so I came home. Now I can watch qualifying!! yay. It all works out.
Update 0535: It turns out they only stayed at the club for 2 hours and it was shit and Klaudia had her phone stolen and Diana ended up in A&E semi-blinded because a party popper exploded in her eye so imma say I made the right decision here.
if you ever get in email conversations with me you’ll find I’m considerably more inappropriate and drunk than I am on the rest of the internet/ in real life
p.s. I got a taxi home tonight then walked another half mile to the beigel shop b/c beigles
I surpassed myself last night
12 chicken nuggets and 2 cheeseburgers. now that’s drunk food.
