I had a dream last night

that I was in the theatre and the movie was about to start and Dan and Tom just came on the screen and said “So today it’s Charlotte’s 18th birthday, Charlotte we know you’ve been wanting this for a long time” and then they leaned into one another and started making out. OMG. There were one or two people smiling but the rest were divided between gawking at the screen in horror and at me as if I’d organised it. It was an incredible sight. I love Drarry (/Feltcliffe). And then Tom came out and sat next to me during the film and then he took me out to get me legally drunk. It was the best dream.