THIS NEW PAYPAL BUSINESS APP IS SO BEAUTIFUL I’M CRYING

NOW I CAN GET ACTUAL INFORMATION ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE

BEAUTIFUL

new plan for the evening:

• eat all the cookies
• eat all the micro chips with extra vinegar
• watch that c4 show about fried chicken
• listen to audiobook

I rinsed everyone at Monopoly

yes.

spent the last half hour going through my old school on street view

and I found myself. tick off the bucket list right there

did I just hand-pluck my bikini line

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pouretrebelle:

people don’t actually want loads of people to follow them- they want the people they follow to follow back

When you feel like celery and there’s celery in your fridge

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